I'm gonna get killed.
Gonna die.
My two cats, Cleo and Vasa, are gonna kill me and my brother. Oh we gave them a bath!
Yes, so that was a pretty scary event! As the fluffy lovey-dovey kitties turn into flesh ripping, blood sucking-ish, beasts! =O
Firstly we put them into the bathroom and got all the stuff prepared
Note: there is no time to go out for a towel when you have a cat digging a hole in your leg. While patting and hugging the cat, we put them into the bath.. this is the part they transform into flesh ripping, blood sucking beasts.The thing we learned is: cats have no handles. Add the fact that they now have soapy fur. We were lucky to hold them for five to six seconds, but an expected two or three seconds at a time. When I did manage to have the cat, however, I gave them another squirt of shampoo and rubbed like crazy.
Note: know how to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face mask and a long-sleeve flak jacket.
Even though we had four layers protecting our arms, the feeling of the claws slicing through your skin like knife through butter as the cat clung itself onto your arm, makes you regret not putting on six layers. Drying the beast was easier, as we just dropped a large towel over the soaking furious beast and rubbed like crazy. This just put the finishing touches to the cats determination of plotting ways of killing you.
They could have injured us for life, right after we freed them, as me and my brother were lying on the floor, puffing for air, unable to move, hurting from the scratches few centimeters deep, and laughing. We didn't have time to laugh at the soaking, soapy, thin, evil eyed cat during the wildest 45 seconds of our lives. As a rule right now they are simply plotting ways to get through our defenses and injure you even deeper the next time you decide to give them a bath. But, at least now they smell a lot better!